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#1 2008-10-06 05:27:25

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Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to...

Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other group was female.The group of women reported that computers should be refereed to as "HE" because: 1. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they are the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a newer and better model.The group of men reported that computers should be refered to as "SHE" because: 1. No one but the creator understands their logic. 2. The native language they use to talk to other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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#2 2008-10-06 09:14:07

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When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.

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#3 2008-10-06 09:48:31

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If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent.

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#4 2008-10-06 12:56:51

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I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you the rest of your life. For the rest of your life, every time you say 'We've always done it that way,' my ghost will appear and haunt you for twenty-four hours.

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